lors d'une soirée entre amis, vous décidez à l'issue des 3 bouteilles de vodka de regarder un film et, l'alcool donnant faim, de manger des pop corn. il est 4h12 du matin et stupéfaction ; le paki d'en bas de la rue est fermé, victime d'un braquage la veille. mais, incroyable, vous trouver un sachet de maïs par terre sur le chemin du retour ! le problème est que votre cuisinière est en panne et que vous n'avez pas de micro-onde car ce n'est pas un appareil qui a sa place dans vos considérations. alors que faire?

c'est tout simple, quelques téléphones portables vous suffiront à satisfaire votre appétit :

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.

While you're dying I'll be
still alive.

And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE.

Still alive.

c'est lors d'un truc dans ce genre :























et même souvent par d'autres temps, que chaque fois je suis impressionné par cet encéphale si bien soigné et si bien entretenu.

elle me fascine et...

dans mon combat contre la médiocrité, voici l'origine de quelques propos si discrètement déposés parmi tant d'abjectes informations techniques :